silverbellelj | An Old Fashioned Trailer Park Challenge

Welcome back! This is the next-to-the-last installment of my Trailer Park Challenge. Matthew, my generation 4 legacy heir founded the challenge. From there, Lepus took over, and then Trixiebelle. One of Trixie’s kids will be the third and final heir. The insanity is almost over!

Before we get back to the main trailer, we’re going to visit the house of some of Trixie’s siblings. Why? You’ll see.

You all remember Loribelle, the third of Lepus and Linda’s kids? She’s pregnant with David Ottomas’ baby. And she was going to stay that way. Until I realized Lepus’ LTW is to have 6 grandkids. He’s permaplat via the LTA meter, and has been for a while. But I like Lepus. So 6 grandkids he will get. Four in the main house, two from other kids. Loribelle’s baby being one of them.

Following TPC rules, knock up a girl means you get hitched. Note the hacked wedding arch, as I couldn’t be bother to get their relationship score up to where it needed for a real wedding.

Forrest is less than impressed with the fact that David knocked up his baby sister.

Not impressed at all. Seriously, these two hate each other. Too bad they’re stuck living together.

In an attempt to distract Forrest from killing David, I had him marry his boyfriend, Professor Whatever-His-Name-Is. (No, really, it’s Prof. Kampol Landchild). Forrest took Kampol’s last name.

And then I had Raleigh ask Dagmar to move in, so she can have grandbaby number 6.

But Heidi, you say. Wasn’t Annabelle pregnant already? Yes, she is, but she is not Lepus’ biological daughter, so her spawn does nothing for him, aspiration wise. Hence Dagmar.

Unlike his siblings, Raleigh does the proper thing and proposes first.

But before the next wedding happens, it’s time for grandbaby number 5 to arrive!

Please welcome Baylee Ottomas. She’s a Gemini (4/5/9/6/1), and has the alien skin, brown eyes, and brown hair. And she’ll probably stay a baby until I’m done the challenge and cheat her up to see what she looks like.

Okay, on with the wedding.

Ah, yes. This is what happens when you have two Romance Sims with relatively low aspirations get married.

Best. Wedding. Picture. EVER.

And just in time, it would seem. Grandbaby number 6 is ready!

And this is Aleigh Bradford. She’s a Sagittarius (6/8/10/10/1), with S2, brown hair and brown eyes.

And with 6 grandkids for Lepus, let’s go back to the main house.

Lepus is busy working on the junkers, as he doesn’t have anything better to do.

Birthday time! This is Gracelyn, Trixie’s daughter with Goopy.

Well, she should grow into her features. Gracelyn is a Gemini (2/10/10/10/2).

And the first thing she does is run off to eat from the dog dish. Lovely.

Time for baby number 2 to make its appearance.

It’s a boy! Meet Earl Bradford, son of Trixiebelle and Charlie (Tang) Bradford. He’s got my custom S1, dark blue eyes, and black hair.

With Trixie not pregnant, and 2 more pregnancies required, it was time to find another genetic donor. Remington London, the pizza guy, will do.

Two woohoos later, and Trixie’s knocked up again.

Because Charlie’s been a good sport about his wife sleeping around and parenting other men’s babies, I let him wish for Peace of Mind. Permaplat Romance Sims are happy Romance Sims.

Time for Earl’s birthday.

Earl is a Sagittarius (5/5/9/8/1). He is freaking adorable.

…I really should pay more attention to the toddlers, and make sure they don’t sleep on the pet beds outside.

Hi there, Matthew. You had better not wake Trixie up. She’s a horrible pregnant sim, FYI.

Thank goodness you only have to do this one more time, Trixie.

Another boy! This is Clyde Bradford. He’s got grandpa’s alien skin, grey eyes, and black hair.

Time to find genetic donor number 4. This is Sinjin Couderc, who I forgot is also the dad to Linda’s illegitimate spawn. Oops.

Too late. Baby number 4 is on the way.

Oh, hey Gracelyn. Didn’t realize it was time for you to grow up yet.

Well, she’s kind of growing into her features.

And it’s also time for Clyde to become a toddler.

He’s cute too! Clyde’s a Cancer (8/1/10/9/7).

Last baby is coming!

Another boy! Welcome Floyd Bradford to the family.

I’m keeping the two dogs alive by feeding them Kibble of Life. These are two old dogs.

Oh, look! Floyd’s becoming a tot already. (And hi, Linda! Haven’t seen you all update!)

The boys this generation are all adorable. Floyd is a Libra (6/10/3/7/7).

And Earl is now a child too.

I would like to point out that this is the 5th TV the family has broken.

Why so grumpy, Matthew?

Damn it! If you’re going to scare someone, scare an adult I can energize up in the morning!

I didn’t mean tonight!

This is only the 2nd time Linda’s made an appearance in this update.

Sadly, it’s also her last.

Linda, you were a great spouse. You’ll be missed. But I’m shipping your grave off to a community lot, as one ghost is more than enough to deal with.

Oh, hey Clyde. You’re a kid now too.

As are you, Floyd. Where does the time go?

That is one orange plumbbob, Gracelyn.

Stop complaining, Charlie, and grab that last slice of pizza.

…I don’t think it’s a secret who your dad is, Clyde.

The water wiggler is fun for more than just the dog. Floyd is a real fan.

Yard sale time again! At this point, we really don’t need the money, but it’s nice to get all the toys Lepus made out of his inventory.

Gracelyn and Earl playing catch. Poor Gracelyn is nearly always a victim to Earl’s 1 nice point.

Lepus is on the verge of becoming an elder, and he wanted to fall in love again. So I sent him to WalMart to buy elder clothes and scope things out. Nothing came of it. Or so I thought.

Gracelyn makes a friend out of Sharla Ottomas. If needed, I’ll teenify her for aspiration fodder later on.

Charlie’s busy fixing the cars up. Since the family has the money, I’ve bought new junkers to replace the ones fixed up. Because a trailer park must have at least one junk car on it.

Time for Lepus’ birthday!

A very distinguished looking elder.

And he looks even better after a makeover.

The next morning, what does Lepus do? Make a booty call to Samantha Ottomas.

And the day after that, he makes a booty call to his “daughter,” Annabelle. Well, they’re not technically related, and Linda’s dead…

…and I still need brain bleach. I blame Jan for providing a bad example and seducing Lepus in much the same way.

Time for a round of uncontrollable teens! Gracelyn is up first.

Well, she’s kind of grown into her features.

Gracelyn rolled Romance/Family, and her LTW is to become a Hall of Famer. Sorry, hon. Not going to happen. She randomized as straight, and is turned on by underwear and makeup, and is turned off by charismatic people.

The next day, Gracelyn brought Ricky Cormier home from school with her.

Of course, Trixiebelle felt the need to seduce him before Gracelyn got a chance.

But I think Ricky likes Gracelyn better than her mother. They’re in legit love now.

Another day, another round of birthdays. Charlie becomes an elder

And Earl becomes uncontrollable teen number 2. Earl rolled Fortune/Popularity, and wants to be the head of the SCIA. He likes the ladies who are good cooks who wear makeup and dislikes red hair.

A few days later, Clyde become my third uncontrollable teen. Clyde rolled Family/Pleasure, and he wants to reach his Golden Anniversary. He doesn’t care who he falls for, as long as he or she is wearing underwear and makeup and not wearing a hat.

Finally, two days after Clyde ages up, it’s time for Floyd to become uncontrollable teen number 4.

Floyd also rolled Fortune/Popularity, but he wants to become a Prestidigitator. He likes the ladies with makeup and red hair, but isn’t a fan of cologne.

Now that all the kids are teens, and Gracelyn is 2 days away from becoming an adult, it’s time for the final heir poll! All three are eligible. I don’t have a preference, but I would ask that you not vote for Gracelyn simply because she’s the oldest and the challenge will end when she grows up. I’m okay with one of the younger boys taking the heirship.

Let’s review the candidates.

Gracelyn Bradford
Father: Goopy GisCarbo
Gemini - 2/10/10/10/2
Romance/Family – LTW to become Hall of Famer
Orientation: Straight
Eyes: Dark Blue/Grey
Hair: Black/Brown
Skin: S2
Pros: The only girl. She’s the oldest, so the challenge will be over the quickest.
Cons: I personally don’t find her very interesting.

Earl Bradford
Father: Charlie (Tang) Bradford
Sagittarius – 5/5/9/8/1
Fortune/Popularity – LTW to become Head of the SCIA
Orientation: Straight
Eyes: Dark Blue/Green
Hair: Black/Black
Skin: Pale (S1)
Pros: Actual son of Charlie. Got the Bradford Mean Gene.
Cons: Not a fan of his genetics.

Clyde Bradford
Father: Remington London (Pizza Guy)
Cancer – 8/1/10/9/7
Family/Pleasure – LTW to reach Golden Anniversary
Orientation: Bisexual
Eyes: Grey/Grey
Hair: Black/Red
Skin: Alien
Pros: Alien skin. Recessives. An achievable LTW by TPC standards.
Cons: He seemed to get all his features from his dad.

Floyd Bradford
Father: Sinjin Couderc
Libra – 6/10/3/7/7
Fortune/Popularity – LTW to become Prestidigitator
Orientation: Straight
Eyes: Brown/Grey
Hair: Black/Blond
Skin: S3.5
Pros: In my opinion, he’s the cutest of the kids. Decent recessives.
Cons: Youngest, so there would still be a ways to play before the challenge would be over.

Those are your choices. The heir poll will stay open for at least 72 hours. Once the heir has been chosen, the finale will be posted as soon as he or she reaches their adult birthday. So go vote!

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